Uncooked! #2 Three Stories by Paul Jennings: Without a Shirt, Cow-Dung Custard & Wunderpants

Without a Shirt
The bones were moving. They were slowly creeping around each other like a pile of snakes…
Cow-Dung Custard
The flies were up to my armpits and still falling. I was scared. I didn’t want to drown in a sea of flies.
Wunderpants
The underpants felt strange. They made me tingle over. There was something not quite right about those underpants.