How did the cat on the mat get flat?
Why did Ed and Ted and Ted’s dog Fred get spat out of the head of a whale called Ned?
Where was Harry Black when Jack the Yak stole the snack from his sack?
What happened to Buck the Duck’s brand new muck-sucking truck?
Who else, apart from Andy G and Terry D, was chased up a tree by an evil bee?
The answers to these stupid questions – and many other stupid questions – are contained in this deeply stupid book… Well, what are you waiting for?